"The cult of individual personalities is always, in my view, unjustified. To be sure, nature distributes her gifts variously among her children. But there are plenty of the well-endowed ones too, thank God, and I am firmly convinced that most of them live quiet, unregarded lives." - Albert Einstein
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds…" - Albert Einstein
"outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. of course inside of a dog, it's too dark to read…" -Groucho Marx
"I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the
world. Maybe you've seen some of it." - Stephen Wright
"On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away." -Chuck Norris Fact Generator
"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it." Albert Einstein
